oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
