Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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