Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
either way he was missing a nipple.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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