Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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