Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
stop calling my apartment porn island.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
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