Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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