Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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