Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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