Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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