He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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