Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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