Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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