So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I can't turn off my feet"
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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