belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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