how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
Randomize
