I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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