He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Randomize
