the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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