I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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