I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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