Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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