I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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