Buhtt sex?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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