We should be called the Road Head Warriors
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
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