She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I love having hate sex.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
you are never too drunk for berry picking
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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