I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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