The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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