check it out our google latitudes are spooning
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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