love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
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