if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
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