mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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