So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
I think your dad took our porno
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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