i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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