Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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