Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
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You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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