It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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