question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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