Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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