butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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