I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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