The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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