we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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