you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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