BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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