Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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