Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I think your dad took our porno
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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