she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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