discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
so let's talk penis.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
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