So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
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