Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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