what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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