All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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