Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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